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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Believe it or not, more young adults are coming in due to rectum damage from anal sex. What you do behind close doors is your choice, but I recall when oral sex was the thing and we were treating people for issues of the mouth or throat. Do you think men of today's time prefer anal over oral or oral over anal and why? I will say; if you do prefer anal; make sure you are using lubrication for allowing entry in the area. We often hear how much lubrication should one utilize? Well, enough could never me enough, so use as much as you can if you indulge in that area. Thank you ~~ Nurse Anonymous

hmmmm how do you start this conversation???? Well, “KEEP THE HELL OUT” per the picture above....right??? amph, cough, cough....

Not too many are keeping this a secret anymore 'n' most girls/women are discussing anal sex as if it were speaking about the pie auntie Mae made down south during your summer visit...

The big deal way back when was french kissing....Oh yes it was (stomping my foot with arms folded)....You dared NOT speak of this in the open air....Then it was oral sex...OMGeeee right...or was it “gag me with a spoon”???? Flashback moment "my bad" as the new generation says....Whatever it was; its the thing of the past and its discussed like, like, like ummm????.... in my best Curiosity Killed The Cat singing voice....”Hey, how ya doin' sorry I couldn't get through, why don't ya leave you name 'n' ya number, 'n' I'll get back to u” (sorry I couldn't stop singing when I was supposed to)....LOL


(clearing my throat)...Back to where we left off....One believed the backdoor was only for porno stars or freaky “white girls/women”.....Well, someone had to say it, so don't shot me for tellin' it like it T'I'is!! 
It's what most of “us” thought, so it is what it is..... (no offense, so don't go there with that racial madness...OKAY!!! okay...luvvvv u...(laugh)....

However, it's in the open and guys are asking for it, as if they're asking you out for a bite to eat. Now look-a-here.....what you do behind close doors is what you do...in my best street voice “make it dew, what it dew”...in my best understanding voice “if u like it, we love it”...



One might ask about toys in place of the real thing or an addition....all I can say is....












If you're in doubt...“knowledge is power” in my best Francis Bacon voice or “open a good book” in my best...well you get the idea....




As the nurse stated if you do enter into the zone or better yet the black hole....(ok I just had to).... just make sure you are moist, moist and more moist right Nurse Anonymous??? 









See...I told you I wouldn't rat you out....hahah....thanks for sharing your question...

Happy Hump Day...no pun intended....LMBO   ;-D








4 comments:

  1. I recall seeing an episode like this on Doctor Oz some months back and he to said make sure the area is extra moist and enough is never too much.

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  2. I'm a 45 year old white girl and I know what you mean and I thought the same freaking thing myself once upon a time.I'm not offended at all. I enjoy your blog it has humor which makes it an easy read. Good Luck and looking forward to more.

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  3. One of my ex-girlfriends had no problem with letting me enter into the zone as you mentioned. I miss it a lot. I've tried to get my wife to get into it and she will have none of it. As a man I feel the need to go get it from some where else to fill that void or urge. However being a husband I know I must stay dedicated to my wife.

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  4. I'M NOT A FAN OF ANAL BUT I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO GIVE IT TO A WOMAN LIKE THAT IF THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS ! BUT ABSOLUTELY NOT WITHOUT A CONDOM ! LOL ! I'VE HAD A FEW WOMEN TELL ME THAT IT WAS EASIER FOR THEM TO EXPERIENCE "G-SPOT ORGASM'S" THAT WAY ! YOU LIVE, YOU LEARN ! LOL !

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